I Could Be Famous
On sale
8th January 2026
Price: £18.99
‘A terrific debut: fresh, original, and surprising’ GEORGE SAUNDERS
‘Rende’s genius for the absurd is underpinned by her great comic timing’ DANA SPIOTTA
‘Outstanding… shot through with a crystalline wit and mordant surprise’ MEGAN KAMALEI KAKIMOTO
‘Rende’s funny, sweet, stinging voice is made for this moment’ JONATHAN DEE
This is the story of ten ambitious women – and one male superstar fallen from grace – as they stumble through the delusional pursuit of fame
A struggling actress goes method to land the role of High School Junkie Girlfriend.
A college freshman gives the world’s longest blowjob to a boy whose name she’s forgotten.
An assistant helping to film celebrity homes develops a taste for kleptomania.
And linking them all is Arlo Banks, a hotshot actor facing downfall when he’s accused of cannibalism.
From the dazzling to the mundane, Sydney Rende’s unnerving and darkly funny stories hold a mirror to our obsession with self-image and the idea that we could – someday, somehow – be famous.
‘Rende’s genius for the absurd is underpinned by her great comic timing’ DANA SPIOTTA
‘Outstanding… shot through with a crystalline wit and mordant surprise’ MEGAN KAMALEI KAKIMOTO
‘Rende’s funny, sweet, stinging voice is made for this moment’ JONATHAN DEE
This is the story of ten ambitious women – and one male superstar fallen from grace – as they stumble through the delusional pursuit of fame
A struggling actress goes method to land the role of High School Junkie Girlfriend.
A college freshman gives the world’s longest blowjob to a boy whose name she’s forgotten.
An assistant helping to film celebrity homes develops a taste for kleptomania.
And linking them all is Arlo Banks, a hotshot actor facing downfall when he’s accused of cannibalism.
From the dazzling to the mundane, Sydney Rende’s unnerving and darkly funny stories hold a mirror to our obsession with self-image and the idea that we could – someday, somehow – be famous.
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Reviews
Sydney Rende's funny, sweet, stinging voice is made for this moment, and for those coming of age within it. An important debut and an invaluable tip-sheet to the way we live now, I Could Be Famous captures perfectly the hazards of young womanhood in a world where everyone is desperate to be looked at, but wary of being seen
Sydney Rende's genius for the absurd is underpinned by her great comic timing. Even in her characters' darkest moments, salvation is found through an ever-present wit. Her sharply funny and fearless stories deftly satirize our too online, celebrity-obsessed cultural abyss. And if you cock your head and look closely, there is something so tender (and lonely) at the heart of them. I Could Be Famous is a wonderful debut
Sydney Rende's debut collection spoke to me from the first line, where a receptionist cold-messages a celebrity to say they'd be a "good match"... I Could Be Famous is sharp, darkly funny, and, in the words of the reality TV star from my favourite story, "very anthropological"
A terrific debut: fresh, original, and surprising. Eleven fast, sharp, funny stories laced with a deep understanding of the corrosive effect our fame-hungry attention economy has on real connection between people. Rende is such a witty, engaging writer, with an intuitive understanding that the short story is in the world to delight, engage, and enlarge the reader
Shot through with a crystalline wit and mordant surprise, I Could Be Famous is outstanding... the characters at once shocked and delighted me. With the same insatiable desire that animates Rende's prose, I devoured these stories