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*AS READ ON BBC RADIO 4 ‘BOOK OF THE WEEK’*

‘Lip-lickingly, dance-around-the-living-room good… A smash hit’ Observer

‘Unflinching and heartwarming’Adam Kay

‘Tender, clever and as funny as it gets … a heart-piercing joy’ – Lauren Laverne

‘An exceptional coming-of-age story […] Pete Paphides may very well have the biggest heart in Britain’ – Marina Hyde

‘I ADORE this utterly wonderful coming-of-age memoir. Joyful, clever, and a bit heartbreaking’ – Nina Stibbe


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‘Do you sometimes feel like the music you’re hearing is explaining your life to you?’

When Pete’s parents moved from Cyprus to Birmingham in the 1960s in the hope of a better life, they had no money and only a little bit of English. They opened a fish-and-chip shop in Acocks Green. The Great Western Fish Bar is where Pete learned about coin-operated machines, male banter and Britishness.

Shy and introverted, Pete stopped speaking from age 4 to 7, and found refuge instead in the bittersweet embrace of pop songs, thanks to Top of the Pops and Dial-A-Disc. From Brotherhood of Man to UB40, from ABBA to The Police, music provided the safety net he needed to protect him from the tensions of his home life. It also helped him navigate his way around the challenges surrounding school, friendships and phobias such as visits to the barber, standing near tall buildings and Rod Hull and Emu.

With every passing year, his guilty secret became more horrifying to him: his parents were Greek, but all the things that excited him were British. And the engine of that realisation? ‘Sugar Baby Love’, ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart’, ‘Tragedy’, ‘Silly Games’, ‘Going Underground’, ‘Come On Eileen’, and every other irresistibly thrilling chart hit blaring out of the chip shop radio.

Never have the trials and tribulations of growing up and the human need for a sense of belonging been so heart-breakingly and humorously depicted.

*Listen along with Pete’s BROKEN GREEK playlist on Spotify*

‘Heartfelt, hilarious and beautifully written, Broken Greek is a childhood memoir like no other’ – Cathy Newman

‘So wonderfully written, such a light touch. Drenched in sentiment yet not in the least sentimental’ – John Niven

‘It’s brilliant. Sad, really funny and beautifully written … just fantastic’ – Alexis Petridis

‘A truly beautiful book’ – James O’Brien

‘Intoxicating’ – Kirsty Wark

‘Oh, how I love Pete Paphides and this book’ – Daniel Finkelstein

‘A balm in these times‘ David Nicholls

‘Fantastic … Can’t recommend it highly enough’ Tim Burgess

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Reviews

Hannah Jane Parkinson, the Observer
Lip-lickingly, dance-around-the-living-room good... A smash hit
Alan Johnson, New Statesman
I can't tell you how good this book is. Incredibly, it's Paphides's first - I'd be amazed (and disappointed) if it's his last
Nick Duerden, Independent
Like the very best pop songs, it gets under your skin, and stays there
Jamie Atkins, Record Collector
Masterful
Jon Dennis, Telegraph
...you'll be enthralled by Paphides' funny, warm and sometimes heartbreaking account of how life-affirming music can be
Andrew Male, Mojo
A perceptive writer, brilliant on bittersweet details... this is a plaintive account of cultural assimilation that is also brilliantly, honestly funny
Owen Richards, The Arts Desk
A damn-near perfect book
Martin Chilton, Independent
A book that will leave you smiling
Victoria Segal, Q Magazine
Wonderful
Jackie Annesley, The Sunday Times
If you have ever... found solace in a song, you will relish this book
Nick Lezard, Spectator
Paphides can write like a dream, and knows how to make his particular circumstances resonate for anyone who, when young, hungered for music... a terrific achievement
Long Live Vinyl
If you are in the market for a wonderfully written, deeply touching, pitch-perfect childhood memoir laced liberally with 70s nostalgia, then you need look no further
Teddy Jamieson, the Herald
All the energy, thrill and immediacy of your favourite single. I can think of no higher praise than that
Joe Clay, The Times
Tender, heartfelt, humane and very funny
Andres Lokko, Svenska Dagbladet
The day before I read the last line of the last page, I was struck by an immediate longing to stay in it
Tony Clayton-Lea, Irish Times
Paphides turns what could have been just another immigrant story into a detailed profusion of fact, genuine fun and a yearning, yarn-spinning search for cultural identity
Chris Deerin, Big Issue
Many of the challenges faced by young Paphides are standard childhood fare. It is in the telling that the author elevates his story to something rather beautiful
Marina Hyde
This is such an exceptional coming-of-age story, not just because Pete Paphides has stunningly faultless emotional recall, but because he puts the memory to such warm and generous use. It is, for me, a study in kindness, borne of a lifetime of listening - to records, to his parents' stories of their past, to others, to everything. Perhaps three childhood years without speaking makes you the most extraordinary listener. I didn't just laugh and cry - though obviously I did both those things throughout. I completely fell in love with this book, and with its boy hero, though I'm sure he'd be far too modest and mortified to be described that way. He is, though. In fact, Pete Paphides may very well have the biggest heart in Britain
James O'Brien
This is a truly beautiful book. It makes the deeply personal profoundly universal and reminds us all of how much we have in common, wherever our parents might have come from
Nigella Lawson
I thought I wouldn't be musicky enough. And then I started reading. I wish I'd started earlier! So moving. I'm having to read it in short instalments, which is a cruel constraint, but at least it means I have longer to go before finishing it. And I don't want to finish it ever
Roisin Ingle
Heartwarming, sharp and beautifully observed
Daniel Finkelstein, The Times
Oh, how I love Pete Paphides and this book. He can't write a paragraph that isn't funny or moving or insightful and often all three at once. For someone from a refugee family, like me, it just reads so true, but it's also a painting of another life so rich, so deep, that they should hang it in the National Gallery
Adam Kay
Unflinching and heartwarming
Lauren Laverne
Tender, clever and as funny as it gets ... a heart-piercing joy
Nina Stibbe
I ADORE this utterly wonderful coming-of-age memoir. Joyful, clever, and a bit heartbreaking
Cathy Newman
Heartfelt, hilarious and beautifully written, Broken Greek is a childhood memoir like no other
John Niven
So wonderfully written, such a light touch. Drenched in sentiment yet not in the least sentimental
Annie Nightingale
An absolute cherished read. Didn't want it to end
Guardian
Warm and eccentric, it's rightly being talked up as the Fever Pitch of Pop
i
With its forensic attention to detail and exquisite unpacking of the pre-teen mind, Broken Greek is an intensely personal hymn that sings a universal tune. Like the very best pop songs, it gets under your skin, and stays there
The Week
Epic childhood memoir
Financial Times
Utterly joyous
Strong Words
Entertaining, authentic and funny
Sheerluxe
A must-read for music fans
The Daily Express
Such a heartfelt, genuinely affecting read
Magic FM
A smart and nostalgic read
The Afterword
Every single page is a joy to read, entertainingly but unsentimentally written ... This is one of the most enjoyable books I've read for a long time, a coming of age memoir that manages to be simultaneously tender, heartbreaking and laugh out loud funny
Saga Magazine
Endearing
BA High Life Magazine
Confessional, sorrowful and sublime
Get Ready to Rock
If you love music and how it weaves its way into our lives, this is a perfect read
Radio Times
A warm and welcome corrective to the typical music-themed coming-of-age tale
Love It! magazine
An extraordinary, moving and funny coming-of-age memoir
Telegraph
A love letter to cheesy 1970s pop
Guardian
Funny and evocative
The Times
A sweet and funny ode to the power of music
Metro
Anyone who has felt the power of pop to 'explain' their life to them, as Paphides has, will love this
The Big Issue
There are a tonne of music-related memoirs by songwriters and music journalists out there, but this funny, soulful, coming-of-age autobiography will get under your skin like no other this year
Independent
[Broken Greek] captures why the 1970s was such a weird decade and is also a loving testimony to the part music played in helping Paphides find a cultural identity. The book is also full of witty, authentic reflections on football, something you don't always find when authors horn in on the beautiful game.
Damon Albarn
Broken Greek took me on a fantastic journey back in to pop obsession and I loved it
Mary Beard
Original, wry and radical
Daily Mail
This prize-winning memoir is a tender portrait of growing up between two cultures
Daily Mirror
A delicious, music-mad coming of age memoir
The Guardian
Explains with enormous wit, warmth and pathos why pop music came to be [Paphides's] life-consuming passion
Guardian
The model of the music-writer-memoir-with-a-twist ... enormous wit, warmth and pathos