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A laugh-out-loud funny parenting guide from the Honest Toddler, the Internet’s most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm on the Honest Toddler blog and on Twitter @HonestToddler have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans online.

Are you a confused parent to a toddler?

Are you constantly disappointing the small child in your life?

This book can help you become a better servant/parent to the toddler at the heart of your world.

You’ll learn about everything from meal preparation (hint: just put the crackers on a plate), play date etiquette (don’t touch. Just don’t.), to how time-outs make you look like a fool. The Honest Toddler says a firm ‘NO’ to popular, fashionable parenting trends and instead embraces the big questions: Who Does Mommy Belong To? How Can You Prevent Siblings? And Sleep and Weaning Yourself Off it.