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Forget everything you’ve ever seen or heard about werewolves, zombies and vampires because Ed Bagley’s going to tell you the single most important fact you’ll ever learn: BEING UNDEAD SUCKS… especially if you’re a kid. On his 13th birthday, Ed Bagley is hit by a truck and killed. But things go from tragic to freaky when Ed wakes in the sewers beneath the town of Mortlake with only a note from his missing right arm to explain that he’s undead: a zombie, a walking corpse whose skin rots and oozes. And as if all this misfortune wasn’t enough, there’s a lunatic killer on the loose in Mortlake … and only Ed can stop him.

Reviews

Gruesome, full of body bits, and very funny!
Reading Zone
I enjoyed this book so much, that I am looking forward to the sequel.
First News
The quality shows no signs of sliding.
Bournemouth Daily Echo
Nigel Baine's illustrations complement the text perfectly.
Independent on Sunday