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Tales from Schwartzgarten: Osbert the Avenger

On sale

6th June 2013

Price: £6.99

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Selected: Paperback / ISBN-13: 9781408314555

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The first book in the gruesomely funny Tales from Schwartzgarten series. For fans of Roald Dahl and Lemony Snicket.

Meet Osbert Brinkhoff, the unlikeliest of avengers. His is a tale of dark delights and ghastly goings-on, of injustice and revenge. The villains are vicious. The settings are sinister. And good does NOT always prevail…

If you prefer cleavers to kittens and fiends to fairies…then welcome to the GRUESOMELY FUNNY Tales from Schwartzgarten.

-Osbert the Avenger is the first in a thrilling series of four books, all set in the fictional city of Schwartzgarten

-With shades of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl, the Tales from Schwartzgarten are as hilarious as they are dark

-This brilliantly woven mock-gothic tale has huge child appeal

With cover and chapter head artwork by Chris Riddell.

Reviews

Lion & Unicorn Books
If you love your teachers and have never entertained the thought of murdering them in the most diabolically appropriate way, then this book should probably be avoided at all costs.
Julia Eccleshare, lovereading.co.uk
Macabre and gruesome and wickedly funny.
West Briton
A gruesomely funny story... a tale of dark delights and ghastly goings-on, of injustice and revenge.
bookbag.co.uk
One of those rare books children will happily read aloud to each other, which is one of the highest accolades a story can have. * * * * *
EdOntheWeb.com
This is a brilliantly written book with fantastic characters. It is a real page-turner, a hilarious read and it will delight boys and girls alike.
Sunday Express
Dark and funny in a very horrible way.
bookbag.co.uk
A more deliciously gruesome tale of injury, revenge and murder it would be hard to find. * * * * *
We Love this Book
Bloodthirsty and mysterious with a sharp spike in its tail, Osbert's story is a deliciously dark invitation to the strange world of Schwartzgarten, a city corrupt with shadows and secrets - and in need of a hero.
Dan Patterson, creator of Mock The Week and Whose Line Is It Anyway
This man is darker, funnier and more alive than Roald Dahl.
The List
Christopher William's style is similar to Roald Dahl ... hilarious
School Librarian
Looks set to be a hugely successful new series. Marvelously detailed. There are three more bloodthirsty and hilarious adventures to come.
The Daily Telegraph
Utterly absorbing.
Books For Keeps
An idiosyncratic comic fantasy... it is likely that children will be most enthusiastic.
Peters Gazette
A refreshingly unusual read.
Parents in Touch
If you like your reading dark and gruesome, then this is the series for you!
Books for Keeps
Rules are broken in a carnival manner that is deliciously and genuinely thrilling
Nine to Noon Show (Radio New Zealand)
A great story with that real gothic sense of macabre... almost pantomime with horror... I laughed all through it.
Sarah McIntyre
You want to be caught up in the thrall of delicious deviance and page-turning scandal, go on, get stuck in.
Booktrust
A macabre tale full of ghoulish and gruesome escapades. Fans of Lemony Snicket and Edward Gorey will delight in this sinister story.
School Librarian
Gruesomely funny.
Primary Times
A riveting story - a clever mix of humour with some very dark and gruesome moments and a couple of real shocks towards the end.
West Books
Gruesomely funny. This brilliantly woven mock-gothic tale has huge child appeal.
parentsintouch.co.uk
Highly original... gruesome but funny.
Booktrust
A macabre tale full of ghoulish and gruesome escapades. A frightening but appealing anti-hero.
The Times
Fans of Roald Dahl, Chris Priestly and Lemony Snicket will savour every gruesome drop of this stylish, grisly and original comedy.
Sunday Times
For readers who like their stories darkly comic, in the style of Lemony Snicket... elaborate murders, twists and narrow escapes.

Tales from Schwartzgarten