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A Teen's Guide to Modern Manners

Hardcover / ISBN-13: 9781472151452

Price: £9.99

ON SALE: 29th September 2016

Genre: Literature & Literary Studies / Poetry / Poetry By Individual Poets

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There’s little that’s been written yet
Concerning teenage etiquette,
So as a sort of useful guide
Some gruesome cases lie inside
Of teenagers who lost their way
And ultimately had to pay.
You’ll read about the tragic fate
Of Pete, who couldn’t get a date,
And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed,
And James, who staunchly never washed.
This book could be, and no mistake,
The best investment that you make,
So quickly – pluck it from the shelf!
Or suffer some such fate yourself…

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Delightfully funny and poetic portraits of modern teens
Hilarious. Bart Simpson meets Adrian Mole at a party thrown by The Inbetweeners. Smart, smelly, spotty and so laugh-out-loud funny it might get you a detention...
Emlyn Rees and Josie Lloyd, authors of We're Going on a Bar Hunt