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This Is Not A Love Story

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Audiobook Downloadable / ISBN-13: 9781409194989

Price: £19.99

ON SALE: 11th June 2020

Genre: Fiction & Related Items / Romance

Maggie Gardiner isn’t good enough.

She had six glasses of wine at a work conference, woke up covered in curry and has accidentally ended up living with the boring guy who was supposed to be a one night stand. Something has to change.

Every other twenty-something on Instagram seems to have their sh*t together, so why doesn’t she? And so she makes a list. When she’s ticked off every item, she’ll become Maggie 2.0 – the best version of herself, and the one she wants to be. Won’t she…?

1. Go vegan. It worked for that girl on Twitter.

2. Take up yoga – that woman she hate-follows swears by it


3. Start practising mindfulness – all those people can’t be wrong…


4. Quit smoking. It’s not 1999.


This Is Not A Love Story is a book for anyone who’s ever wished they were perfect. It’s a book for anyone who feels like a failure. And it’s not a love story, it’s a real story. And it’s hilarious. Perfect for fans of Holly Bourne and Mhairi McFarlane.