I’ll Count to Seven
On sale
4th February 2027
Price: £16.99
Genre
The perfect woman doesn’t exist.
The perfect revenge does.
A woman can change a lot in seven years.
I built a career.
I got married.
I became a mother.
I made new friends.
I watched you.
I planned my revenge.
And now your time is coming…
It’s taken seven years. But soon, it will be as though you never touched me.
As darkly funny as it is shocking, gripping and moving, I’ll Count to Seven is a novel of revenge, motherhood, female identity and double standards, from the acclaimed author of the Times bestseller So Thrilled For You, picked as a Book of the Year 2025 by retailers and reviewers.
The perfect revenge does.
A woman can change a lot in seven years.
I built a career.
I got married.
I became a mother.
I made new friends.
I watched you.
I planned my revenge.
And now your time is coming…
It’s taken seven years. But soon, it will be as though you never touched me.
As darkly funny as it is shocking, gripping and moving, I’ll Count to Seven is a novel of revenge, motherhood, female identity and double standards, from the acclaimed author of the Times bestseller So Thrilled For You, picked as a Book of the Year 2025 by retailers and reviewers.