What On Earth?
On sale
6th October 2022
Price: £14.99
‘Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It’s only a matter of time’ Independent
Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.
I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea.
It’s not that I want to do this – you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state.
In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable – nay, bargain – amount of Earth currency.
So settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let’s make your planet Count.
‘Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating – and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics – #believeinthebin’ Rory Stewart
‘Count Binface is out of this world’ Emily Maitlis
Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.
I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea.
It’s not that I want to do this – you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state.
In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable – nay, bargain – amount of Earth currency.
So settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let’s make your planet Count.
‘Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating – and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics – #believeinthebin’ Rory Stewart
‘Count Binface is out of this world’ Emily Maitlis
Reviews
Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin
A really funny book, full of great comic ideas and sometimes surprising common sense
Count Binface is out of this world
Halfway through this book I actually started thinking Binface had some brilliant ideas...he had me at "London Bridge should be renamed Phoebe Waller"
There are about twenty jokes on every page. Very funny
Our favourite space politician
Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time