Fifty Shelves of Grey

Fifty Shelves of Grey – a brilliantly funny collection of all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packaged into one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with one hand. From literary masterpieces – Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr Rochester; to modern classics – Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep, via recipes – Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight; and self-help – the Fear gets well and truly Felt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for every reader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down and unleash your inner hot librarian.

‘By far the best Fifty Shades spin-off we’ve read so far.’
GQ

‘Vanessa Parody – the author who has achieved the unique feat of writing a Fifty Shades of Grey spin-off worth reading.’
The Independent

‘Move over Fifty Shades of Grey. Last night saw the launch of its new rival Fifty Shelves of Grey by the elusive author Vanessa Parody.’
Evening Standard