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These days, who doesn’t want to be a lesbian? In literature and life, entertainment and sport, lesbians are the arbiters of what’s hot and what’s chic. However, like anything which requires a major break with old habits, becoming a lesbian is not the easiest thing in the world to do. There are rules.

In this comprehensive, if irreverent, self-help manual, Helen Eisenbach throws open the closet door and makes effortless what was considered a difficult lifestyle. By sharing her professionalism on the nuances of the language, and the correct way to seduce one’s brother’s girlfriend, she takes the reader through to the big question: who does what to whom in the bedroom?

Reviews

A funny, often insightful self-help guide to discovering the lesbian within
LIFE
It's a million laughs
NEWSDAY
Helen Eisenbach, lesbianism has always been easy! You just figured that out? Silly girl
RITA MAE BROWN
It's canny and campy, tender but butch, trashy, sexy, witty and informative. In other words, it's not just important, it's silly
JOHN Q WEIR, author of THE IRREVERSIBLE DECLINE OF EDDIE SOCKET